i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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