She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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