Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
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