Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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