we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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