I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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