i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
i think my cat just said my name.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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