It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
