Is it normal to miss your booty call?
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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