if only i could text you this smell
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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