ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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