so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
dude. I can hear the air.
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