Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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