Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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