butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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