I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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