carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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