Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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