Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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