what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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