Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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