last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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