I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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