I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
What a fucking waste of an outfit
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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