I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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