you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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