he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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