chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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