found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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