I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Come see our sink grown plant.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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