its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
So vagazzling was a success
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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