her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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