I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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