the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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