Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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