Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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