what if I'm pregnant?
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I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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