guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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