Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This is classic penis vs brain.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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