My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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