Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize