Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I smell like Dick and happiness
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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