I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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