check it out our google latitudes are spooning
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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