Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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