he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
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