I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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