That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I don't think it's a coincidence that the day I just happen to do the splits at the gym I come back with 7 guys' phone numbers.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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