i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Will exercising make me less horny?
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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