At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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