Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
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