Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
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