He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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