My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
im on a boat
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