I feel like I'm in dance class right now
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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