i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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